Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ellie.
Ellie who?
Ellie phant.
How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electricity company?
A bit SHOCKED!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway who? ?
Norway is this your house - it's so big!
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps !
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A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.
All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?" The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips." The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?" Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them." Why did the hen cross the road ?
To prove she wasn't chicken ! How does a blonde kill a fish ? Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Hope you like them I know that they are not that funny but I like them and they made me and my sis laugh!!!
Your rating :( , :) , :p! Choose!
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